Ladies and gentlemen, devoted readership and supportive fans,
           Must Have Magazine's  Parent corporation, Leo-Thomas, Inc.  has gone under.  It's history.  But fortunately for us, Must Have Magazine has been acquired by PsychotiCorp and I'm pleased to say that the very nice and perfectly sane people at PsychotiCorp have assured us that we will be given the same creative license we've always been given in the past by Leo-Thomas, Inc., except in cases where PsychotiCorp wants to put it's own propagandist spin on the article or feature.  
           PsychotiCorp fully intends to maintain the magazine's current staff, with each member maintaining his/her/it's current position except in cases where it may be necessary for PsychotiCorp to exercise it's right (in accordance with federal labor laws) to basically do whatever it feels like, to it's employees.  PsychotiCorp also hopes to extend job opportunities to more illegal immigrants and will only make a small cut in it's current salaries to current illegal immigrants in it's employ, in order to facilitate the hirings.  
           PsychotiCorp promises only a minor degradation in the quality of it's products with only a moderate increase in cost to the consumer.  PsychotiCorp also promises no more than a 45% increase in workload to it's employees.  PsychotiCorp promises to pay all financial obligations incurred by Leo-Thomas, Inc., except in cases where it may not be deemed as being cost effective or in cases where it may be inconvenient, or just a plain nuisance to issue a check and send it out in the mail.  All current subscriptions will be honored as soon as the subscribers pay the increase in the subscription charge.  Psychoticorp is looking forward to your continuing support.  In fact, they demand it.