Butt Pimples:
You know what really grinds at my teeth? Butt pimples. It's like every time I turns around another one pops up. It gets so bad at times, I is afraid to sits down. So I gots me one of them jars of pimple cream like ya see in those commercials on TV. I figure if they works on the face, they has to work on the butt. So I rubbed it in real good and all. It worked like a charm. Before you knows it, my butt was as smooth as a new born babies butt. Just a little harrier is all. So now I can go out and meet the ladies with confidence. Cuz I knows I look good!