Forgetting Your Head If It Weren't attached:
You know what really bunches my drawers in a wad? The old sayin' about forgettin' yer head if it weren't attached. I mean, of course you'd forget yer head if it weren't attached. In fact, you wouldn't remember nuttin' cuz you'd be dead. Why don't they try somethin' new for a change? Like you'd forget your butt if it weren't attached, then you'd have nuttin' at all to scratch. I think that sounds a lot better, don't you?