Heavy Metal:
You know what really perturbs and disturbs me? That gosh dern heavy metal music! Like that acid rock the kids is listenin' to these days. It aint got nuttin' on good ole' Waylon Jennin's or Hank Williams. You gotta have some banjo in the music to make it sound right. And the guitar has to have a twang to it. Remember, it aint got a thang if it aint got that twang.