Kids These Days:
You know what really yanks my crank? Kids these days. Cuz they don't know what hard work is all about. They don't know what it's like to work a full time jawb every day. You see, I works at least ten hours a week at the bait shop. Sometimes as many as twelve. Grampa's always kiddin' me about burnin' the midnight oil and all. But you has to work hard if you wants to get somewhere in this life.