Male Models:
You know what gags me like a finger down my throat?  Little sissified pretty boy types.  Like them kinds ya see modelin’ in the catalogs.  Just-a-prancin’ around like a bunch of nancy boys in just their skimpy little skibbies.  Everybody knows they don’t like womenfolk anyhow.  So why is all the womenfolk getting’ all-a-flustered over them?  It don’t make me no sense at all.  And like underdrawers is usually that white anyhow.  Show me a white pair of underdrawers and and I’ll show you the wrapper it just came outta.  Schucks I left more skidmarks on my underdrawers than Richard Petty ever did on the race track.