Sex Change Operations:
You know what gets me? Those fellers that get those sex arrange operations. They gets all their private parts all-a-chopped up and sewn together to be like a woman. it don't make me no sense at all. None of them look like women when they is done anyhow. They just look like a bunch of linebackers in a dress. Then they tells people to call them all these sweet little girly names like Buffy and Bambi. Which don't really go too well with their manly voices, adams apples and back hair.