The Evil
Professor Dementia is the alcohol-induced alter ego of Reginald Chesterfield III.
When crossed, he has been known to perform many a dastardly deed.
Among these dastardly deeds, are as follows:
- Defecating into his victim's mailbox and leaving a note saying:
"Special Delivery".
- Calling up his victim on the telephone and breaking wind.
- Picking his nose and depositing the findings on the windshield of his victim's car.
Sure, these all seam like harmless pranks
but this is a grown man we're talking about. There has got to be
something wrong with a grown man acting like this. It just can't
be normal! In fact, it's kind of scary. |
