Kahuna Boy is a true legend on the
surf circuit. Not necessarily because of his surfing abilities, in
fact he sucks, but he has been a sort of mascot to those who do have
some ability. Notorious for being somewhat of a party animal, he has
been known to win many a beer guzzling contest. His record: 32
Meister Braus in a five minute period. He almost lost his life on
that one but thanks to the latest innovations in stomach pump
technology, he was able to pull through.
Kahuna has also been spotted
occasionally at various karaokes and open mics. He has even parlayed
his popularity into a successful lei business. He has his own line
of leis, even though he himself has his own favorite lei that he
wears every day. In fact, he prefers a steady lei. But he only
believes in producing quality merchandise because Kahuna believes
that there's nothing better than a good lei.
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