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DEAR DR
NUTJOB,
I
THINK YOUR SITE STINKS! IT DISGUSTS ME! IT TURNS MY STOMACH! I
FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT IT REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH OUR
SOCIETY. IT’S SURE TO CORRUPT ALL OF OUR YOUTH AND IT SHOULD
BE STOMPED OUT IMMEDIATELY!!! THE CONTENT STINKS, THE CONCEPT
STINKS AND EVERYBODY THAT CONTRIBUTES TO THIS WORTHLESS WEBSITE
STINKS!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR CREATING
SUCH TRASH!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY TOOK LOOKING AT TWO PAGES TO REALIZE
THAT IT JUST STINKS!!!!
A. NONYMOUS
Dear
Mr/Mrs/Ms Nonymous,
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. However, I feel that
your letter would have had a more positive result if you could
have specified exactly what it was that we were doing wrong.
Then we could have addressed that specific item of concern.
Also, in all fairness, I think you should at least view more
than two pages before you criticize it. But thanks for your
input anyway. Oh, by the way, we think you stink too!
Hey doc,
How does one go about
becoming one of your henchmen?
John Richards
Actually, John, it's quite
easy. Just take our survey and sign up for our mailing list
and we will call on
you when your services are needed.
DEER
DOC,
I AM AN ALCOHAWLICK. I FIND YOUR JOKES ABOUT THE ALCOHAWLICK LIFESTILE
INSULTING. MY DRINKING BUDDIES AGREE. WE ARE ALL KINDS OF OFFENDED. AND
YOUR JOKES ABOUT FAT PEEPULL BOTHER ME TOO! MY WIFE IS FATT, YOU KNOW,
REEL FAT. I DON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT PEEPULL WHO
ARENT EDUKAYTED, EETHER. A LOT OF MY BEST FRENDS DIDN’T GO BEYOND
SECOND GRAID. WHEN YOU JOKE ABOWT PEEPULL WID NO TEETH, THAT BOTHERS ME SOME
TOO. I AN’T GOT BUT THREE IN MY OWN MOUTH BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I’M A
COUNTREE BUMKIN.
Juan A Jobb
Dear Mr.
Jobb,
We mean no offense to anyone. But perhaps we are insensitive at times. Please
find it in your heart to overlook our shortcomings. It is rare that so many of
our jokes offend one specific person. Most often, people are offended by jokes
pertaining to one subject or another. It is most unlikely that jokes about
rotten teeth, fat women, alcoholism and illiteracy could all apply to the same
person. Your drinking buddies may be right in their siding with you. But have
you given any consideration to making improvements in your life? Like the
purchase of dentures, buying your wife a membership to a fitness club, getting
a job or reading books that go beyond seeing Tom run? It might just be worth a
thought.
I
came across your website through nomorehits.com and I just
wanted to congratulate you on a very well put together website,
one of the best I seen in a long time.
It loads fast,
no annoying pop-up windows, everything is perfectly put
together on your site.
I really enjoyed my visit and wanted to tell you
"excellent job on the site".
Sometimes its nice to know what people really think of
your work so I thought you might like hearing it from a surfer.
Lyne
Thanks
for your kind words Lyne. I try to keep the pop-up ads to a
minimum but it's not easy. Especially as one often tries to find
ways to increase revenue. Or, as in our case, just to have some
revenue would be nice. Dare to dream.
Deer Mr
Dr Sychodude,
I am lookin fur a jawb. I am a reel hard worker and I have lots and lots of
experiense in publishin stuff on the wurld wide net. I won’t let you down. I
can write reel good, I can edit stuff and I culdd intervue peepull two. I
drink a lot but I won’t let it afect my jawb performence. Okay? Bubba Ray
Jones
Dear Mr.
Jones,
Don’t hold your breath. You will pass out, I assure you.
Howdy
Dr. Bob!
I was practicing the
chords and exercises you told me to and I noticed a split link
on the page below.
.....from line "3. Chords in the key of F" to the
bottom of the page.... there are split links in each line....
Take it slow.....Thanks for the
Help!
By the way.....the more I browse
through your site the more impressed I get....Nice work!
Jeff
Thanks for the tip
Jeff. There are times when one attempts to update a lot of pages
in one short sitting. And quite often, things go awry and sort
of run amuck. Unfortunately, it's only realized after the pages
are uploaded. I have since corrected the problem and I
appreciate your bringing it to my attention.
Dear
Dr Psychotic,
What ever led you guys to believe that
you could even have a remote possibility of succeeding? It seems
to me that the internet is a tough place to make money, since
there are so many sites on the net. Also, since your name is so
strange, you'll have to work twice as hard to get advertisers,
just to cover your expenses.
You're
right, would you like to place a
banner
ad?
Dear
Dr Psychotic,
I must say that I think your
magazine is an example of morality taking a serious downturn.
You guys are nothing but perverts, with absolutely no scruples
whatsoever. Have you no sense of decency?
Bill Clinton
Tell
that one to Monica, buddy boy!
*Note:
The above letter is just a joke, please don't sue us Mr.
President.
Yo Dr. Psycotica,
Things I like and dislike .
LIKE: The link to Floyd!!! JAMMIN!!!!!!! They have really cool stuff there! I liked the survey, too!!!!
DISLIKE: The prices of the Floyd stuff!!! Who's the nut who set those prices? You? Or the Floyd Gang? I am a single mama of a growing fast 15 year old expensive young man, and therefore, cannot afford anything there. So Poohy on youey or themey!!!
Next one is the survey area. Will you be having more surveys? Fun/silly/serious and so on? Surveys be fun!!!!
Thanx for letting me vent!
Karen M Gucci
Gucci is number one!
Yo Karen,
I'm glad you liked the survey. The bad thing about having a survey that has
funny answers mixed with serious ones is that people often choose the funny
answers and I don't quite get the answers to the questions that I could use
to make improvements on the site. I have thought of putting more surveys
but wasn't sure that anyone would be interested. Now I know better. So
after the next 150 updates to the site, I'll add some more surveys.
As far as the prices of the Floyd merchandise, I have nothing to do with
that. I just get a commission on people I send to their site from mine, who
make a purchase. You see, I have no product of my own to sell at this point.
I hope to someday. Then I might actually make a livable salary.
Dear
Dr Psychotic,
You guys are great!!! You
are all so creative, so funny and so talented. I don't
know how you guys come up with your constant strokes of genius.
I would not have thought it humanly possible for people to be so
smart and creative. Keep up the good work. You're great!!!
Thanks
Mom,
We appreciate the vote of confidence.
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