When I take over the world, I will have all car horns outfitted
with a special device that will prevent them from working
directly after the moment a traffic light turns green. There is
nothing more annoying than some jerk hitting his horn as soon as
a light turns green. And since the world is mostly comprised of
jerks (myself excluded of course), this is obviously quite a
common occurrence. Now it is certain that this program will
require some funding in order to become a reality and this is
how I intend to raise the funds:
The first step would be to outfit all
traffic lights with special equipment that will determine the
direction from which a car horn beep originates. Then a camera
will zoom in and take a snapshot of the car's license plate.
Then the license plate number will immediately be transmitted to
a special unit that will track the individual down like the
dirty dog he is, beat him into a bloody pulp and take whatever
cash is in his possession. Of course, while all of this is
taking place, a car horn will be beeping non-stop, to give him a
taste of his own medicine. Saying "How do you like your car horn
now?" would also be a nice touch.
Now some of you may think this approach to
be excessive. I would disagree and we all know that my opinion
would be the only one that really matters, since I will be the
supreme ruler of the world. Voicing a differing opinion would
not only be an unwise move on your part but a great source of
irritation to myself. Which would be another matter to be dealt
with later on, at a time of my choosing. |
