GILL "THE TOOTH" BLACK, FOR PRESIDENT

He needs your vote and he'll do anything for it!

MUST HAVE MAGAZINE 
SEMI-OPENLY ENDORSES GILL "THE TOOTH" BLACK, FOR PRESIDENT.

When you look at the alternatives, you'll notice that Gill Black is most likely to be the candidate for you. He is the only candidate that has never lied to the American people, on a massive scale. And when it comes to telling people what he thinks they want to hear, he's the man, because he's got business management experience. Yes, he has had inappropriate relationships with interns, but he openly admits it. And isn't that a breath of fresh air? He's an independent too. So he can cater to many more groups than any candidate from either of the two major parties. Vote for a man of courage! Vote for a man who is not afraid to sell out! He's got dirt on all of the major candidates and he's not afraid to use it! Pick a candidate who is destined to win! Pick a candidate who is destined for greatness! A legend in his own mind. A legend in our time. Gill "the tooth" Black.

Paid for by Must Have Magazine and The Counsel to Elect Gill Black.

This cartoon first appeared in the Preview issue of
Must Have Magazine.

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