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GILL "THE TOOTH" BLACK, FOR PRESIDENT |
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MUST
HAVE MAGAZINE |
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| When you look at
the alternatives, you'll notice that Gill Black is most likely to be the
candidate for you. He is the only candidate that has never lied to the
American people, on a massive scale. And when it comes to telling people
what he thinks they want to hear, he's the man, because he's got business
management experience. Yes, he has had inappropriate relationships with
interns, but he openly admits it. And isn't that a breath of fresh air?
He's an independent too. So he can cater to many more groups than any
candidate from either of the two major parties. Vote for a man of courage!
Vote for a man who is not afraid to sell out! He's got dirt on all of the
major candidates and he's not afraid to use it! Pick a candidate who is
destined to win! Pick a candidate who is destined for greatness! A legend
in his own mind. A legend in our time. Gill
"the tooth" Black.
Paid for by Must Have Magazine and The Counsel to Elect
Gill Black.
This cartoon first appeared in the Preview issue of Must Have Magazine. |
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