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So You Vomit Every Time You Drink |
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It makes quite the mess, doesn't it? |
You may also appear less sophisticated. |
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| Try the Yack-Master Vomit Containment Suit & keep your mess to yourself. | |
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| Vomiting every time you drink may serve as an indication that you have somewhat of a drinking problem. As listed below, you will find the five most common warning signs. | |
| 1. You woke up in the gutter and it
doesn't bother you. 2. You just got into an alcohol related car accident and you haven't even left your driveway yet. 3. You're on your 2nd liver but you haven't altered your drinking habits. |
4. You've been awarded your 7th drunk and
disorderly and you were late to court because you lost all track of
time-at the bar. 5. You've spent your entire paycheck on a wild night of partying and the only thing you'll remember is the hangover. |
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If you are showing all of these signs-get help! |
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Originally appeared in
Issue 2 of Must
Have Magazine