The Frequent Flyer is a high-flying, responsibility-dodging
superhero and a proud (if inconsistent) member of the
hilariously dysfunctional superhero squad known as The
Dysfunctionals. Armed with a jetpack and an allergy to
accountability, he's the world’s most reluctant
crimefighter—but he always manages to be there when evil
strikes... as long as there’s no paperwork involved.
A
Superhero with Commitment Issues
While The Frequent
Flyer has fathered more kids than he can count, he's
notoriously unreliable as a father figure or employee. Job
applications are his personal kryptonite—flash one in front
of him, and you’ll see a grown man freeze in terror. But
hey, what he lacks in adulting, he makes up for in airtime.
The Power of Evasion
Wearing his trusty jetpack, The
Frequent Flyer can literally take off at the first sign of
responsibility. Whether it’s dodging child support, escaping
a job interview, or fleeing a boring meeting, this
sky-soaring superhero is the master of avoidance. Yet
somehow, he still finds the time (and the altitude) to
battle evil across the globe.
Fighting Evil... Sort Of
Despite his flaws, The Frequent Flyer is still a force
for good. Alongside his loyal (and slightly confused)
sidekick, Sucker-Slap, he battles the sinister schemes of
Dr. Psychotic and his army of deranged henchmen, henchwomen,
and hench-adjacent weirdos.
Meet
Sucker Slap
