Warning Kids, Some Extremely Scary Stuff Follows.
From Humble Beginnings:
Meet Doctor Psychotic, the
notorious villain whose descent into madness began in
the forgotten, swamp-infested village of Armpittio, deep
in southern Slobovia. Born as Clyde Elmer Sonovavich,
his journey from humble beginnings to global menace is
as outrageous as it is hilarious.
Raised in
poverty by an uneducated family, young Clyde defied the
odds. At age 8, he began delivering newspapers to fund
his own education. Against all expectations, he
graduated from medical school, specializing in the
obscure art of hairy mole removal. He rose to fame and
fortune until disaster struck.
Hairy
Moles Became the Style:
In a cruel twist of
cultural fate, hairy moles became the latest fashion
trend. Clyde s thriving career crumbled overnight.
Enraged and disillusioned, he declared, "Where does
honest work get you anyway?" From that moment on, his
path was clear: total world domination.
In a
secret lab, Clyde developed a hairy mole virus a
contagious condition that covered victims in grotesque
growths. He unleashed it on Slobovia, turning
fashionistas into follicular freaks. The nation fell.
Chaos reigned. And Clyde vanished.
| Below is one of the victims
of the Slobovian Mole Plague-Oh, the freaking
horror! |
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Reborn as Dr
Psychotic:
Fleeing to South America,
Clyde adopted a new identity: Dr. Psychotic. He
built his criminal empire starting with crooked
casinos and fake insurance scams under the shady
brand PsychotiCorp.com. With crime as his business
model, he remained undetected for years -- his
insurance scams weren't far worse than the real
thing.
His power grew. His madness deepened. His goal
became clear: global domination.
The Manifesto the World
Laughed At:
Eventually, Dr. Psychotic published a detailed world
domination manifesto. But instead of fear, it drew
laughter. Bookstores shelved it in the humor
section. The villain was furious. His rage fueled
new evil plans, darker than ever before. And the
stuff was already pretty damn dark as it was. Just
saying.
One Hero Stands in His
Way:
Just when the world needed hope, a hero emerged: The
Frequent Flyer -- an unlikely nemesis who vows to stop
Dr. Psychotic in his tracks.
The Frequent Flyer |
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