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And His Evil, Rotten Plans For
World Conquest!
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Prepare
Yourselves For A Blood-Curdling Tale That Will Send
Chills Up And Down Your Spine!
It's Not For The
Timid, Weak-Hearted Or Those With Bladder Control
Problems.
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Once upon a time, a child was born in the small impoverished village of
Armpittio, located in the swampy regions of southern
Slobovia. Born into
a family of ignorant poor-folk, Clyde Elmer Sonovavich was destined to
struggle throughout his life for even life's most basic
necessities. Clyde began his working years at the tender age of 8
by working a paper route in order to send himself through school.
Years later, he finished medical school, specialized in hairy-mole
removal and became very successful.
Unfortunately, in the twisted cultural upheaval that was soon to follow,
hairy moles became the style. They were quite the fashion
statement. He
went bankrupt shortly thereafter. Angry and embittered over his
bankruptcy, he vowed to never again do an honest day's work.
"Where does honest work get you anyway?", he would say.
Soon,
after experimenting in his secret laboratories, he developed a
form of hairy mole that could be transmitted by casual contact and
infest the entire bodies of it's victims. He then said: "If
you people like hairy moles so much, take that!" He released the
plague upon all of the land. The entire population of Slobovia succumbed
to the plague. It was not a pretty sight. The government
then began a nationwide manhunt in search of that dirty no-good
Sonovavich but he fled the country and took refuge in South
America. It was there that he began to go by the name of Dr
Psychotic.
Dr Psychotic began his life of
crime by opening
casinos and selling fake
insurance policies under the name of
PsychotiCorp.com. But given the high cost and low coverage
of most insurance policies, he was able to go unnoticed for
years. He has since branched out into numerous other areas of
illegal activity but his ambitions have grown so much since
those early years. He will now settle for nothing less than
total control over all of the world.
Dr Psychotic eventually released his manifesto to the
world. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't taken seriously at
all. It could be found in the humor section of most large book
store chains. But Dr Psychotic demands to be taken seriously
and he won't stop until the world is his! Fortunately, for the
world, there is one hero who has vowed to stop Dr Psychotic dead
in his tracks. That would be none other than
Captain Goggle!
Dr Psychotic even formed his own political party,
designed to infiltrate and exploit the political process. It's
called
www.ProtestVote.org to be exact. Log on and get involved.
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